December 22nd, 2013

Blue Red

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I helped spikesgirl58 see the light (8 points). In February I put money in tudor_diva's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I bought porn for solarbaby614 (10 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (45 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!


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