I went for a walk to the village shops and as I was in the larger shop looking in the chiller cabinet there was suddenly a lot of commotion next to me and suddenly there were 6 staff members holding this bloke next to me (I've only ever seen 3 staff working there at any one time!) They removed a HUGE - and I mean HUGE! piece of ham from up the bloke's jumper and then threw him out of the shop.
He left and the staff member told me that he comes in and tries to steal stuff quite often. He lives locally and is know to have a mental health problem so they just deal with the situation and don't ring the police.
It doesn't take much for me to have a bit of excitement in my life does it!